The new museum director stomped into the collections department.
‘Here's the problem,’ she said, tapping a sharply filed nail on a label. ‘These Latin names are intentionally obscure! Ornithorhynchus anatinus? Haliaeetus albicilla? It’s boring, elitist., esoteric bullshit!
‘Fix it,’ she barked, and marched from the room.
‘Canis familiaris,’ mumbled a curator.
‘Nephelopsis obscura,’ muttered another.
By Lisa Parris
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